The following quotes I took from a forward that my Mom sent me. I thought they were too cute not to put on the blog. :)
1) Nudity
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”
2) Opinions
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”
1 comment:
That first one is too funny, "mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!". Love it.
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